Calories(noun) - Tiny creatures that live in your closet and sew your clothes a little bit tighter every night.
Slut(noun) - a woman with the morals of a man.
Bacon(noun) - The main reason you are not a vegetarian.
Study(verb) - The act of texting,eating and watching TV with an open textbook nearby.
Never Mind(phrase) - You were too stupid to understand the first time,so i give up trying to explain it.
k(phrase) - The conversation is now over.
Nutella(proper noun) - the only reason to buy bread.
feet(noun) - a device used for finding Legos in the dark.
single(noun) - a man who makes jokes about women in the kitchen.
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